Once Upon a Time Bitches by Branden Lanette Review

Hi, I’m Branden. That is me on the cover. Yes, I have a boy’s name, a Mom bod, and the tattoos are not photoshopped. 
Once upon a time I realized we all have a story, we all have a struggle and happiness is relative. I am not cynical or hardened, I am just stating the facts. Here’s the deal:

  • Prince Charming doesn’t exist. 
  • Fairy Godmother is drunk.
  • Glass slippers don’t come 2 Day Prime Shipping from Amazon.

There is no magic fairytale, but if YOU work at it enough you can come pretty close creating your version with a happy ending. The best part is, in life you can continue to make edits until that sh*t reads exactly how you want it to. 

You may not agree with everything I say in this book but the most important takeaway is that YOU have to be your own f-ing hero. No more damsel locked in a tower, bullsh*t. That ends now. Join me as I take you through my 7 Magical Maxims for creating a fairytale life. (I know what you are thinking: Branden, no one gets a fairytale life.) Can you stop being so damn cynical for two seconds and just go with this? 

Is it possible to design a fairytale life? Control your destiny? Be the hero in your story? I believe you can and that’s why I wrote this book. I am going to make you a little uncomfortable. Back out now if you aren’t ready. 
Sh*t is about to get real bitches…
Now, scroll up, hit the buy button, pour a glass of wine, and start reading! 

My Thoughts

Lets begging talking about the gorgeous cover! The picture above does not do justice to the actual physical book! I was giving this book as an Advance Readers Copy in exchange for my honest review. When I open that package I gasp, its so beautiful!

And then I began to read it. This book is funny, cute and as real as it gets. The author is bold and to the point, she is also very friendly. She don’t sugar coat anything! There is cursing but its not in a rude way. This is a self-help book like you never seen it before, I absolutely loved it and would love to read more from this author.

I give this book 5 out of 5 bookstacks 📚📚 📚📚 📚

About The Author

Biography

It’s amazing to me that I am writing this Author Page bio because the truth is, I give almost everything to my kids. (I’m a Mama to six C-section babies ages 1-16!) My husband gets a sliver after “almost”… then what’s left is used to run a business, coach people who want to be in business, and oh yeah, write a book!

Truly, writing a book is a lifelong dream come true.

It all started when I was coaching a small group of women, and everyone gathered around and the words, “Once Upon a Time, Bitches…” spilled from my lips. Everyone thought it was funny and so did I. As I got to thinking about it, it seemed like the perfect title for the message I wanted to share which is all about saving yourself. (Newsflash: “Prince Charming” is not coming, even though my husband is about as close as you can get!)

When I pitched the title on a phone call to my now publisher, they loved it and they believed in me. What I learned from that is, you never really know “how” things are going to happen, but when you show the f-up, you have a chance. That’s why I do what I do. I want to help other women become the hero in their story and write the HEA ending that they want. Now, if you’ll excuse me, I have to have a sip wine, move the clothes from the washer into the dryer, and find out which kid is screaming and why. (Or is that my husband?)

She is gorgeous and so friendly. I reach out to her to compliment her over the book and the gorgeous cover and she answer me right away! I’m officially a fan!

Here is the link in case you will like to purchase the book ( I recommend you do)

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